My Dilemma

So I've got a confession to make. I can't drink milk on/after the expiration date. That's not too weird  right? Nothing is worse than rotten milk. Blegh.

But I am borderline crazy about it. Even if someone in my family tries it and says it tastes fine, I simply can't/won't drink the milk. It really is a waste. I truly do love milk but I can't bring myself to drinking it. No sir. 

No big deal right? Wrong. I want nothing more than cookies and milk at this hour.

This has about 1/4 gallon left. What rotten luck.